Procrastinating Bum

It's times like this that I wonder why I intentionally bring myself to dread, fear and pain. I knew this was coming, but OH NO, I just had to procrastinate. See present self is yelling at former self wondering why he was such a lazy bum and didn't do his work. Lazy past self mumbles something about the joys of laying in bed and relaxing. And it is at this moment that present self tries to murder past self because he was such a selfish jerk, but alas he can't because past self lives in a different time and present self hasn't learned how to conquer quantum mechanics (although if present self did learn quantum mechanics, suddenly his problems wouldn't be so bad as he would be rich and famous).

Diagram of how I treat every single assignment

So now present self is thinking he's all bad and tough because he was SO productive today. The problem though is he thinks about how much better his situation would be if he had done it when he was supposed to do it and how much free time he could be having now. His whole world open to the vast possibilities of wonder and excitement. No late nights staying up studying and trying to get work done just so he can pass classes, but instead EXCEL in them.

No. No, this is not what the current situation is. And it makes present self very sad...that is all.